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An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only. -- Bjarne Stroustrup
Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -- Plato The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on. -- Joseph Heller
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. -- Robin Williams.
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it. -- From the Jargon File
In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)